Oldsters & the defiantly uncool will puzzled as to why playing records - or mixing sounds if we are to get technical - can earn upwards of $100,000 for a 90 minute show. But across the world these new sultans of swing will be helicoptering between stadia, hoovering up fortunes as they do.
Personally I'm going to give bossing the decks a miss this year. I've made my millions and hung up my baseball hat so the party will somehow have to go on without me
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